Hotter than any gifset I’ve put together. I LIVE.
Wehrli takes everyday scenes of disorder and rearranges them into neat rows, sorted by different attributes such as color, size, shape, and type, etc.
For the confusèd among you.
- Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
- Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
- Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
- Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
- Pointless dribble: Omg, lol, def totes ridic, c u ltr
- Tumblr: A3ruI#$uo13urq8o3U#$QRJFAKELFJQEjfkasdjfklqjRJ#@J@#KLJ$JFSGDDFJFIdSFI45jkjr!!!!!!1111
“After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I want to write a medieval fantasy for Sean Bean where he has a nice day and things go well.”
Idolising an actor
- How normal people do it: Put up posters and dream about them
- How tumblr does it: Cry and shout at their existence
- How David Tennant does it: Take over the character they play then marry their daughter
British actors. In stripey jumpers.
You’re welcome.
matt smith please stop I can’t handre this right now okay
and benedict you’re not helping damnit
I HAVE A THING FOR STRIPES OKAY
HEY. who is top left? I DON’T KNOW HIM AND NOW I FEEL SAD.
HOW CAN YOU NOT ITS HUGH DANCY AKA MY HUSBAND
The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!!!
THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPPED SWEATER IS ALL THE TIME!!!
THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPPED SWEATER IS ALL THE TIME!!!
ben, martin, james and matt as<savda
oh god, james and matt and hugh and david
THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER IS ALL THE TIME.
I’ve always been obsessed with stripes. I think I have about 8 striped sweaters…or at least 8 I can think of.
12:13 AM
My friend has these erasers that fit together like legos and we were all playing with them and making them into different shapes. My boyfriend goes, “Oh! I have one.” He fiddles with them for a minute and hands me what looks like an antelope head. Sarcastically I say, “Oh, and what do you call this structure?” His face falls and he goes, “Oh…a heart.”
Slowly but surely earning my title of “room jerk,” one comment at a time
- Adam: also vondell i found out today that dayton is the #10 worst place in the country for pollen
- Vondell Swain: good thing i'm not pollen
- Adam: that's not what i MEANT
- Vondell Swain: pollen just has a really rough time here
- Vondell Swain: lotta pollen racists
- Vondell Swain: dayton is just really not the place you wanna be if you're pollen
